I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

How many of you have met with Madam Umbridge by now? I know she's not done with everyone yet, and might not be for another week or so, maybe longer.

I thought she might just not know how to talk to young people, because lots of adults don't. So I wanted to give her a chance before I fully formed a first impression of her, even though I know a lot of you don't care for her.

Anyway, I think you were right not to care for her. She had me in today before lunch, and - she's just horrid. Yes, right. She's horrid.