All for show

Is it true that Harry's mudblood did an erotic strip-tease in 6th year Defence?

If so, I wonder who was responsible.

Whoever it is, perhaps they ought to date Demelza Robins, since they both have a shared interest in mudbloods gone starkers.

I'm glad it's Friday. It's been difficult to concentrate today.

If anyone

happens to see two travelling, lumbering footstools as you journey around the castle today, you may sit on them if you like.

They're quite comfortable.